The Impossible Floating Tap Company
The Grande
The Grande
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Giant Gate Valve Floating Tap Water Feature | Handmade in the UK | Includes Pump | Free UK Delivery
The largest floating tap water feature you can buy with one click. Full stop.
Short of commissioning a bespoke installation costing thousands, nothing comes bigger than The Grande. The same giant brass gate valve tap as The Cooper - dramatic, oversized, impossible to ignore - just without the barrel. Allowing you the freedom to choose your own container or to situate in any body of water to truly make it entirely your own.
The Tap
The tap body is substantially bigger than anything else in our range, the feature stands one meter from the base to the top of the tap, with an impressive yet still relaxing flow of water. The floating illusion at this scale is genuinely something else.
Next to a standard floating tap it's in a completely different league.
Hand painted in a two-colour lacquered finish with a choice of 7 handle colours as standard. Any bespoke paintwork can be made on request - please just ask.
What's Included
- Giant handmade gate valve floating tap assembly - oversized tube as standard
- Solid brass tap body & hand-soldered copper spout
- The highest quality 4800LPH pump - exceptionally quiet, all you'll hear is the water
- Built-in filter sponge
- Setup instructions & 12-month warranty
Container not included — see "The Cooper" for the complete kid with genuine half oak whiskey barrel included.
Works in garden ponds, half barrels, stone troughs, oversized planters, hotel grounds, pub gardens, courtyard installations and commercial spaces. Fresh and salt water compatible.
The scale makes The Grande particularly effective as a garden centre piece or for businesses - visible from a distance, dramatic up close, and the kind of thing guests and customers photograph without being asked.
Bespoke paintwork available. Contact us to discuss your own colour scheme or design ideas.
Sold across the UK and internationally. Handmade to order. Any questions, just ask.
Designed and made by hand in the UK. Delivered to your door. Ready to baffle everyone who sees it.
- 12-Months Guarantee
- Dedicated Technical Support

- Built to Last - solid brass and copper, no plastic, no compromise
- UK & Worldwide Delivery - delivered to hundreds of customers across the globe
- Weatherproof & Fade Resistant - climate-resistant paint, hardened lacquer finish
- Easy to Install - up and running in 15 minutes, full instructions included
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The water feature that works harder than your marketing budget.
Hotels, pub gardens, garden centres, shop fronts and event spaces across the UK use our features to draw customers in and create talking points. Something people photograph without being asked - and share without prompting.